Magic, the Gathering!

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A party is happening,
my friends are all there!

So I left to play Magic, the Gathering!

17 super models approached me
in nothing but their underwear…

“MOVE!” I need to play Magic, the Gathering!

I was super hungry,
and needed to eat…

Forgot about food when I played Magic, the Gathering!

My apartment’s so cold,
because I didn’t pay for the heat…

Spent all my money on Magic, the Gathering!

I might have zero life,
it isn’t the end, I’ll reset the dice, and gladly begin:

Another game of Magic, the Gathering!

You might think that my existence is a total waste,
which I’ll tap with a Mountain to give all my creatures haste!!

Winning at Magic the Gathering!

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Hi, I’m Andrew, but I go by TweakUnique. I looove spreading smiles from cheek to cheek. Daylight moves us as morning passes we all get up off to our tasks with a new tomorrow dividing our time; imagine, would you? Less sorrow this time? That’s my dream and waking habit - follow the steps and then we’ll have it. Place your bets step with science develop plans with confidence. We move together whether we like it or not. Shared air is shared weather, or have you forgot? Trash you dish is trash you’ll eat - what goes around comes around. Gravity. The way we walk is by falling just a little; if you wanna fly high dive into BIG riddles. Practice morally communally in mind. Creativity unravels unrest. It unwinds.