italics = performance notes My husband’s ten times clever as he is handsome. As for me? Oh don’t worry. I’m only Vicky; –pretend sheepishness– –¡giggle-D-giggle!– …no way silly! … That’s a stretch of cataclysm! Simple smelted cynicism. I gotta lotta tools ‘n I ain’t afraid to use ’em. Clap your hands ‘n stomp your feet […]
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Sometimes I wish I was taller. I often wish I were right. But the Scot in me knows better. Sipping this truth in alright.
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Fellow, mellow. crispy clicky tic tock kitty sturdy silly somewhat shallow toast marshmallow burn it toasty blow out shwuaoshy chocolate Hershey melty mooshie come in kiss me rock me, want me, kiss me, hold me. (repeat)
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